Ask me anything

And we ignored our others, happy plans. For that delicate look upon your face.

landofoblivion:

My heart.

I CRY EVERY TIME

Seriously I used to listen to the Tarzan tape (yes tape) EVERY NIGHT. It’s one of my all time favorites.

Don’t care, like Phil Collins, JUDGE AWAY. 

(Source: spumonis)

7 hours ago
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thedailywhat:

Stereotype-Challenging Study of the Day: A British study billed as “the most comprehensive ever conducted on gender driving differences” has concluded that women are better at parking cars than men.
The study, which relied on surveillence camera footage of over 2,500 drivers across 700 parking garages, was devised by professional driving instructor Neil Beeson, and produced by car park firm NCP.
Among its findings: Women are better than men at tracking down spaces, lining up with the parking space, and reversing into spots “by the book.” Meanwhile, men are better at entering spaces while driving forward, and exhibit more confidence than their female counterparts, leading to quicker parking decisions.
“The results also appear to dispel the myth that men have better spatial awareness than women,” said Beeson. “It shows that us men need to give our partners more respect when it comes to parking. The facts don’t lie.”
[telegraph / photo: corbis.]

thedailywhat:

Stereotype-Challenging Study of the Day: A British study billed as “the most comprehensive ever conducted on gender driving differences” has concluded that women are better at parking cars than men.

The study, which relied on surveillence camera footage of over 2,500 drivers across 700 parking garages, was devised by professional driving instructor Neil Beeson, and produced by car park firm NCP.

Among its findings: Women are better than men at tracking down spaces, lining up with the parking space, and reversing into spots “by the book.” Meanwhile, men are better at entering spaces while driving forward, and exhibit more confidence than their female counterparts, leading to quicker parking decisions.

“The results also appear to dispel the myth that men have better spatial awareness than women,” said Beeson. “It shows that us men need to give our partners more respect when it comes to parking. The facts don’t lie.”

[telegraph / photo: corbis.]

11 hours ago
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seruphim:

and I could get an alien husband but noooooooo
god humanity! what’s wrong with you???? Let me have my hot alien sex!!

seruphim:

and I could get an alien husband but noooooooo

god humanity! what’s wrong with you???? Let me have my hot alien sex!!

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11 hours ago
182 notes

most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

DIPSY

LALA

PO

TYRONE

I think this is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr so far.

(Source: babynanaii, via torivansickle)

7 hours ago
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I just hate all the hair on my body except my head and eyebrows. Maybe that’s socially installed, but I’m almost done with laser hair removal on my underarms and I start on my lower legs tomorrow. Brazilian is coming on Thursday. I just haaaaate hair.

I just hate all the hair on my body except my head and eyebrows. Maybe that’s socially installed, but I’m almost done with laser hair removal on my underarms and I start on my lower legs tomorrow. Brazilian is coming on Thursday. I just haaaaate hair.

(Source: usuallyjusta-tshirt, via daltonkain)

7 hours ago
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suicideblonde:

Um, can I get a HELLS YEAH

HELL YES

suicideblonde:

Um, can I get a HELLS YEAH

HELL YES

16 hours ago
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