January 2012
178 posts
HAPPY DRUNK NEW YEARS
Well since everyone else is doing it.
2011
Nathan and I had our 1 year anniversary. Our two year’s coming up in May.
Moved in with my best friend and kind of never want to live with anyone else.
Saw a fuck ton of great movies and plan on seeing a fuck ton more soon.
Started at Texas State. While it isn’t the best of schools, it’s making my parents happy and the campus is lovely.
Took 6 classes and got a 3.6...
December 2011
131 posts
Confession:
ohrickboy:
I would love to be a gogo dancer.
Just go to a bar every night and dance in front of a bunch of men in a jockstrap and flirt with them and talk to them and get them to buy a bunch of drinks for the bar.
Sounds and looks like so much fun. I think I would be good at it.
I just need to get swoll though…
You could also always work as a bartender and wear very little clothing. I...
Over being in The Woodlands.
ohrickboy:
I love my family. I love my friends.
But I’m ready to start going to school again and working hard.
Mother fucker go to lunch with me. I’m like the only person left in the Woodlands and I want to see you.
It's really funny to see all the people I went to...
jenna-dilemma:
I feel out of the loop because I dont like Zooey Deschanel as much as everyone else….
I know this feeling so hard. I also am one of the only people I know who doesn’t like 500 Days of Summer.
So we're going on another cruise January 8th.
I’m literally so excited my heart keeps beating fast and I just want it to be the 8th.
Please be the 8th.
I need it to be the 8th.
8th of Jan, where art thou?
BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS
Y'all, hummus is so good.
fictionincarnate:
Taylor rubbed my lower back for me at the party and it was awesome but now I’m home and on bed and my back keeps seizing again and I’m in so much fucking pain.
It just feels like my lower back is fused together. Fuck.
SEE A CHIROPRACTOR, LADY!
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Tattoos and my feelings regarding them.
I’ve been meaning to type this up for a bit, and now I’m finally getting to it! I follow tattoo blogs, have friends with tattoos, have tattoos, and have a boyfriend who totally doesn’t get tattoos. So it got me thinking.
People get tattoos for a reason. They always represent something to the person who got them. I just skimmed Fuck Yeah Tattoos for some examples of why people...
I left my wallet at Fox and Hound last night and in the 10 minutes it took us to get home and me to realize it was gone, someone had stolen it.
I am le sad. :(
My entire family is sitting on their computers...
therealtaryn:
Family time in the 21st century, yall.
My parents are in their room fighting over some stupid fight they had a month ago, because we are never truly all under the same roof unless conflict is happening.
I’m happy, the conflict that was directed my way I happily and quickly dealt with and there was zero yelling on my part. I won’t get stressed over my family shit...
Not only did I get awesome gifts this year, my mom and sister have totally already donated a whole giant bag full of clothing to the Taylor Goodwill Foundation which returns to pick up goods for her closet annually.
But seriously, I definitely got the best presents of my siblings.
And no, I didn’t get an iPad, a Mercedes, and a million dollars, but I got a Charlie Brown cup, a $25 gift...
Fantasmagorical
ryanwinston:
Damnit. Miley Cirus is actually pretty fucking hot.
So is that bitch from twilight.
Both of their careers are a joke though..but still.
Fucking attractive.
Kristen Stewart’s career isn’t a joke! She’s a super talented indie actress whose manager needs to be fucking fired because he’s horrible at helping her direct her career. She was completely...
